My Big Fat Independent Movie
"The Hitmen. The Swinger. The Not So Good Girl. Together they'll discover Action, Culture, Mystery, Romance (and Lesbians?) in the most Pretentious, Artsy, Violent, Botched Heist film EVER MADE! Taking the highbrow world of Independent Film to all new lows!"
This hilariously smart satire tells the story of Johnny Vince, a swingin' hepcat who meets hitman Sam and Harvey on a road trip to pull a "botched robbery" in Las Vegas. Along the way they take a deeply unfulfilled not-so-good-girl hostage, encounter the mysterious Mechanic, get harassed by a foul-mouthed answering machine... and did we mention the lesbians? The result - hilarity ensues!
Director
Philip Zlotorynski
Languages
French, English, Spanish
Status
Released
Budget
$3,000,000
Box Office
$12,155,249
Who's In It
Paget Brewster
Julianne
Jason Mewes
Answering Machine (voice)
Darren Richardson
Unintelligible Cockney Guy #2
Paul Goebel
Crime Boss
Allan Wayne Anderson
Creepy Cowboy
Beverly Lynne
Hot Blonde Lesbian #1
Manolo Travieso
El Mariachi Guy
Pauly Shore
Self
Rob Schrab
Bald Genius
Henri Lubatti
Rabbi Tsvey
Dan Mirvish
Rabbi Dray
Claudia Katz
Bound Secretary
Bob Odenkirk
Steve
Hope Levy
Greek Wedding Girl
David Douglas
Spike
Clint Howard
The Mechanic
Neil Hopkins
Lanky Man
Brittney Skye
Bar Girl #1
Julie Strain
Self
Chris Gore
Gimp / Mexican Standoff Extra
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