Nosferatu vs. Father Pipecock & Sister Funk
"The bloody, gothic, erotic, neurotic vampiric love-story that couldn't stay silent."
A reimagining /regurgitation and re-dubbing of a classic silent horror flick! Shot in mind-shattering 2D (& 36DD), featuring T&A and epic voice-over ‘voom’, by Ms. Ilham Otaku & Pepe Chingadero! Original 1922 star Max Schreck plays (in newly tinted archive footage, mixed, with new) Count Orlock, a deviant, adulterous, shape-shifting Transylvanian vampire aristocrat & super creep, who is tearing Bremen, a new corn-hole & it's up to a 'brotha-in-a-collar' and a creole nun with a flamin' gun, to stop him, in this 'creature-feature' fang-fest! Co-Starring Canadian Scream Queen: Vivita, with new footage shot in tantalizing Watt-a-Rama & dubbed in Tex-O-Phonic Super-Sound
Director
Vivita
Languages
English
Status
Released
Who's In It
John Migliore
Johnny Ghoulash
You Might Also Like
Look Who's Talking Too
Bordello of Blood
Stasis
Super Mario Bros.
The Wild Chicks and Life
Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood
Ghost Bride of Dracula
Curious Tobi and the Secret Ruler of the Earth
You've Got Mail
Half Baked
Look Who's Talking
Private Parts
1+1=3
Everything Beautiful Is Far Away
Threesome